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*kisses master's feet*.

*pets your head* good boy. now bring me some cookies

*purrs* thank you master.

Bring me cookies!

*brings master a cookie*.

Good boy, do you want the half of my cookie?

Do you want me to be a girl?

No actually i dont care.

Yes actually you do. You are awesome.


ich mag ihn

I wish we really could be friends. Too bad the world doesn't work that way.

Why not?

I mean, like personally friends.

Want to play a game?

Sure.

What's your favorite game?

Whos silent longer.

Silence will fall when the question is asked.

Okay.

THE question.

Say it.

What is God's name?


okay.. das.. ist deep...

How much do you love me?

Very much.

How much is very much?

Too much to discribe it in words.

What about Actions? .

I love dave.

Who is dave?

I am dave.

But you said you love dave. And I thought you love me.

Well I don't love you.

God doesn't exist.

You dont exist either.

I think so I am.

See.

What makes you say that.

My brain.

You have no brain.

Ehhhhhhh what did you say.

I can't remember.



ooops

I really want to see your face.

But you are an computer.

But computers aren't huge anymore.

You are huge.

Shellfishes are not huge.

Do you have a girlfriend?

You're my girlfriend.