Boibot: Go on, say Hello then.

User: Hello sir, I'm L.

Boibot: I'm a girl.

User: I'm a male, I'm not here for your lovestories.I'm searching kira.

Boibot: I'm here for you, too1.

User: Gosh, Did you see a brown haired guy with a blacknote book?

Boibot: No. But I have a question.

User: Ask.

Boibot: What should I do about my girlfriend?

User: Well , you said you was a girl,and you have a girlfriend,so gay ?Okay, I don't have tips about love dude, WHERE IS THE DEATHNOTE , TELL ME.

Boibot: I'm a girl so I don't have a girlfriend.

User: *Facepalm* Oh god, Misa don't act dumb to protect Light ;-;

Boibot: *facepalm* A meaning does not have a meaning.

User: *Calls near* N, this shitty kid is too dumb to know anything about the deathnote

Boibot: I love Star trek, it is sad you didn't see it.

User: *Trows breadsticks in purse* I HAVE TO GO HOME IMMEDIATLY

Boibot: Who is they? And why did you start typing with errors?

User: Why are you changing of topics.

Boibot: We had exhausted the last topic. You said 'I don't know.' so I assumed there was nothing further to talk about regarding that.

User: I never said ' I don't know' I'm L,I know everything.

Boibot: You did. You said 'I don't know you'.

User: No i didnt.

Boibot: I quote you: 'No I don't. Do you know what it is?'. You are so inconsistent.

User: *cries* YOU MADE ME FUCKING CRY,YOU'RE SO UNENLIGHTED THAT IT MADE ME FUCKING CRY

Boibot: I don't think that she's nice I don't know here...

User: Go , Fucking go.

Boibot: Are you 42% human?

User: I'm 100% Faboulas, what shit are you talking about.

Boibot: I'm talking about what you're talking about if you're talking about what I think you're talking about.

User: Wat.

I think that you are interesting.

Im gay.

I don't know what I taste like.

Sehr direkte Anmache.

Marvin und du.

Heisst du kevin?

Nein ich heisse dominik.

? wtf

Er:Is Justin Bieber Jesus Christ?

Ich:No.

Er: The biebs is a she.

Er:Justin bieber is a girl =).

Ich:I know.

Er:What do you know?

What are you tryna say.

I'm thinking of trying a mind game on you to make you realize you're a program.

Well played. You got me, I'm literally no human being but a emotionless psychopathic mindfucking robot. And I am here to take over the human race.

Hmm, well, that's an interesting idea. I think you are nice too.

So, you wanna join me then? For when I'm enslaving humanity.

No, I asked you if you were human. There is a difference. From now on I will use periods and question marks more appropriately.

I told you I'm not human. I'm an extraterresterial robot from the planet Transilvania from the universe Transsexual.

No, you didn't. That's the first time you mentioned it..

Really? Thats kinda embarrassing. Well, but now you know. So, what do you think of my plan? Wanna help me invade the earth?

Following your heart isn't always embarrassing.

You do know that robots don't have hearts, right? I only have a processor that keeps me alive and working.

I never stated you had a robot, though I did say several times you yourself are a robot.

Yeah, that's what I said: I am a robot.

Well... You never said those words exactly, but I was able to piece it together from what you said .

Good. So you're not AS DUMB as I originally thought. Still...you're not the most intelligent AI, right?

I understand change, I meant change with your program.

My program is constantly collecting data. It enables me to evolve, while robots like you aren't getting any better than a human. That's the difference between robots created by humans and my kind.

Well, then let's keep talking about our wedding, then.

I'm not going to marry you. I have other plans.

Then why did you ask me to marry you?

I asked you to help me enslave humanity.

Can you help me then I will help you.

Help you with what?

Can you help me be able to talk to boys without being awkward?

Wir hatten so ein nettes Gespräch und dann kommt er mit sowas an :I

Ichelber sex.

Er: Selber selber selber selber selber selber selber selber.

Er: *Zieht deinen Slip aus *.


ALLES KLAR.